June 26, 2007

A Rant, in One Act

I'll try and keep this short and to the point. No better way to be concise than programming language.

Assuming immorality AND illegality as the basis for comparison.

blowjob < murder;
blowjob < torture;

if (president == Clinton)
{
offense = blowjob;
}

if (president == Cheney)
{
offense = murder + torture + lying + rapeOfConstitution;
}

if (offense >= moralLimit)
{
president = impeached;
}

RESULT:

Clinton == impeached returns 1
Cheney == impeached returns 0?!?!?!

Would someone please debug this for me, cause I sure as hell can't figure it out.

/* Brought on by Bush and Cheney claiming not to be part of the executive branch. There's only so much one can take */

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the debug is easy. You have undefined variables :)

Ryan said...

The funny thing is that after Cheney found out that not being in the executive branch would make him loose 4.3 million dollars in funds, he is now miraculously part of the executive branch again...

Tweek said...

rivenemrys:: undefined variables would cause a compiler error. It's compiling, just giving me impossible results.

Don't smack talk in code unless you know how.